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Don't expect too much from people. No matter how much you try, it only takes one little mistake to eradicate every good you have done. But still, live life at its best and at its worst
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I forgot to say “thank you” and now it feels like I have committed murder. People are disappointed about it *sigh*

matt-douchene:

Do you ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it?

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nutmeg-slushin:

terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED

THE ONE ABOUT FAIRLY ODDPARENTS ONE THO

(I thought from that one ghost hunting episode their names were mom and barnaby <w>)

(Source: best-of-memes, via cookiemonstersangel)

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

(via cookiemonstersangel)

laughcentre:

rhydonmyhardon:

laughcentre:

im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird

allan you have a penis

oh

(via valentineavenue)

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

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(Source: sizvideos, via cookiemonstersangel)

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

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Emily for GQ Magazine

(Source: em-bowman)

dariaserenaxo:

She was feeling shady

(Source: phattygirls, via cookiemonstersangel)