I forgot to say “thank you” and now it feels like I have committed murder. People are disappointed about it *sigh*
Do you ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it?
IM SO SATISFIED
THE ONE ABOUT FAIRLY ODDPARENTS ONE THO
(I thought from that one ghost hunting episode their names were mom and barnaby <w>)
death by pussy.
the most heavenly way to die
Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.
im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird
allan you have a penis
drive thru employees definitely do not get paid enough for this shit they are sick of your nonsense
the last guy wasn’t even phased omg
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
Emily for GQ Magazine